Just imagine the scenario: Not one. Not two, not even three, but eight hundred staff at finished airline BA have opted to work for free - for up to a month!!!

Here at NS, we commend their bravery, determination, and commitment to saving the UK economy.

They deserve an award! A footprint in the concrete at Hollywood or something. Anything!

But then again, maybe they should just all be lined up and collectively shot.

Anyone who listens to the FUD-inducing tones of Mr Walsh needs to be refereed to a mental institution.

Or should we get Mr big-dick himself checked out first???

Second thoughts, let's just get rid of the twat.

Let Michael Grade take over. He's good at travelling :-)

Get a foreign investor from 'Chindia' to take a 49% stake, thus guaranteeing expanding routes to emerging markets, and we're sorted.

Yet another fix TSR.